lump sack

A word used in many different convorsatins, like in arguments when you dont know what to say. (has no meaning just wierds people out and makes it akward for them.)

guy1: hey dude ur moms a whore

guy2: well.. ur a lump sack

guy1: what?....... im out

by katz98 January 19, 2012

Sack stamp

The heart shaped sweatprint made by a mans hot, sweaty testicles on a chair or other hard surface. It may or may not be accompanied by an ass stamp.

When that dude left the sauna, he left a sack stamp behind.

by jacknut January 30, 2012

bulbous sack

A large scrotum, that is to say blessed with a large bawsac

Shelly: John you've got big balls.

John: Yes I know it's a bulbous sack.

by absoc September 8, 2012

Brown Sack

verb. To leave, to depart, to exit from, to get the fuck out of, to dip, to bounce out.

Dude, Jamie and i were about to have sex, but then i smelled her clam-like crotch and had to brown sack, so i went home.

by emoeed December 16, 2012

Sweaty-Sack BackDraft

note: This takes some planning, a pair of nylon gym shorts, and willing ..or unaware partner to work. When a guy has been doing an athletic activity and has swamp-sack (foul smelling scrotum) he will close one leg opening tight and then he gets his significant other to blow air up his shorts only to have the air circulate and exit back out the same leg hole into her/his face.

I plopped down on the couch after finishing my run. I told "Jane" my nuts were hot so she decided to blow up my short to "cool them off" but I closed off the other leg and she got the "Sweaty-Sack BackDraft"

by mackbooyaa May 22, 2013

Curb sack

A male prostitute.

Becky: Did you hear that John is so poor, that he has to be a curb sack now?
Valerie: Are you fo'real?
Becky: Yea, I am.
Valerie: Ohmigod. I'm totally telling everyone.

by themandarin September 6, 2013

cactus sack

1.) The act having sex with a cactus, usually in a desert in Arizona. When the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his testicles against the cactus' most sharp needles. As he ejaculates onto the cactus, he then removes his testicles.

2.) Someone who performs this act.

3.) A red penguin with large nipples.

1.) I'm so horny, I could do the cactus sack.

2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.

3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?

by Upgraded Toast September 19, 2013