Sam House's socks of win

Socks which are incomprehensibly win.

Sam your socks...they're SO WIN

Sam what sort of win were you on when you bought those socks?

Hae you seen Sam House's socks of win? They are!

by The original FailBoy July 16, 2010

Sitting out of one's socks

Nuttin' in one's sock.
Usually a last resort when one does not have a condom, toilet paper or just somewhere else to blow the load. Or when the person is too fucking lazy.

"I walked in on Adam and he was sitting out of his socks watching midget porn."
"Sitting out of one's socks is fucking nasty, dude."

by D4rkManX August 03, 2017

i had a few socks

i used to have some socks
they got stolen
im sad now
secks

i had a few socks
"yo do you got any spare socks?"
"i had socks"
"get socks"

by socks man January 07, 2022

wanna see my costco socks

When you and your lad happen to be changing in the same room (for whatever reason). So you ask him if he wants to see your socks. Little does he know your dick is hanging out and he sees your junk while looking at your socks

"Hey Joe, wanna see my costco socks?"

by Your moms new boyfriend September 20, 2017

You lost your gawtamn socks?!

Have you lost the fucking plot?!?!

(Brought to you from the scrupulous, impervious and enigmatic Steven Haynes. Remember no d's in gawtamn. Pause.)

Dad: Son, take out the trash.
Son: You take out the trash.
Dad: You lost your gawtamn socks?!

by kuttino1 December 17, 2021

going off like a frog in a sock

when someone is going crazy, like a frog would in a sock.

dang sterling is going off like a frog in a sock cause someone drank his last pepsi and a dingo ate his baby.

by sterwang October 01, 2006

Throwing out a new pair of socks

Doing something stupid

When someone does something stupid and someone else says 'throwing out a new pair of socks there pal'

by Robert Skudlarek August 12, 2017