School the place where you go 5 days a week just to learn some type of
crap and where you go just to see your friends. Where you get horrible tasting
food that most likely gives you food poisoning. Your friends are the only reason that you go to school every single
day also for the tea and hope that you will come back alive to do homework at home.
At school
Friend 1:
Man I didn't want to go to school
today.
Friend 2: Then why did you come?
Friend 1: Because I needed to see you and the tea.
Friend 2: I have taught you well
my son.