Peruvian Log Ride

the act of "reverse titty-fucking" a girl while she licks your penis and testicles

she laid down on her back and told me to take a ride on the peruvian log ride!

by spreadhead14899 April 17, 2014

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J.D. Train Ride

(v). To travel for hours in order to pleasure your girlfriend with a dish brush.

I J.D. Train Ride all the way to syracuse

by jidzzle1390 October 18, 2008

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Savannah Slow Ride

A sexual position where a naked woman slowly rubs her clit over the clothed man's penis

Man 1: So me and my girl had sex last night.
Man 2: Oh sweet, she do any moves?
Man 1: Dude, she gave me a Savannah Slow Ride.
Man 2: That's it?
Man 1: Yea, why?
Man 2: So you didn't really get it in?
Man 1: Well it sorta counts as sex, right?
Man 2: Not really. Pussy.

by CrazyBlunder452 July 7, 2014

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Maryland Trolley Ride

The act of being anal raped by a huge white male while both are naked. He forcibly shoves it in and out while you are being pushed around in a shuffling motion on your feet, much like a trolley on tracks.

That's one big dude, I hope he doesn't Maryland Trolley Ride me.

by Thebeastoftheeast February 19, 2012

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Riding up on me

When clothing is cutting off circulation or is hurting you. Usually if the clothing is too small.

Man these undies are riding up on me.

by Mr.Kark September 6, 2019

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riding on my ass

An annoying and burdensome, but important responsibility or concern that is hovering over you that you have to bear and deal with, albeit begrudgingly.

Yea, I can't go out tonight, I got a shitload of homework riding on my ass.

My job is so stressful because of all the big clients I got riding on my ass.

by Ponsonby Britt December 6, 2010

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