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Mental Restardation

A mental condition in which one’s IQ is so low that they maintain a genuine conviction that the stars, their position in the sky at birth, and gravitation pull have an effect on human personality - even despite massive scientific evidence to the contrary. Most affected are scientifically-illiterate obnoxious white women, but anyone is at risk.
Ma’am... we’ve got the test results back and we believe that the brain damage your daughter underwent may have caused a very serious case of mental restardation. We strongly advise that you keep her away from Twitter and Tumblr l’est her condition worsens.
by squitzl December 20, 2020
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Sarcasm retard

Someone who is really fucking bad at sarcasm and thinks they are actually good. Their sarcasm doesn’t put any hints that they are sarcastic and sounds like normal speech and they will call you stupid that you didn’t get it.
Person 1: “We’re going to hang out at 3”

Person 2: “Oh cool, see you there.”
Person 1: “Are you fucking retarded I was being

sarcastic..”
Person 2 (in their head): “Damn, this really is guy is actually a sarcasm retard... how the fuck was I supposed to know he was sarcastic..”
by JaKhaki_Twin May 1, 2021
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Uneducated Retard

Ariel felus
Ariel felus is an uneducated retard
by GalaxyBone November 4, 2021
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selective retard

Someone who acts stupid when they actually know what’s going on
Tyler:Gabe is such a selective retard…

Jake:I know right! He acts so stupid.
by MARCUS IS THE GOAT October 4, 2021
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Official Retard of the World (ORW)

You are a very stupid person whose face looks like it got smashed by a hammer. You are also known throughout the galaxy as the ugliest person in the Milky Way. Your name is PooMan and your bisexual
'Hey look isn't that the Official Retard of the World (ORW)'
'He's your buddy'
'The Official Retard of the World (ORW) isn't my buddy, he's my guy'
'He's not your guy, he's your friend'
by Chikabille November 21, 2021
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cerkt Rektar

cerkt rektar is a good teacher
by TwoGirlsOneCup#bluewaffles February 9, 2022
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