Sexy Pizza 

Mouth watering, delicious pizza so good that it satisfies all sexual urges, or if you are lucky it might even get you a piece of A.S.S. so whether you get a topless piece or a white virgin pie... you know where to get a slice!

I havn't gotten a peice in soo long, its time for Sexy Pizza.

Baby, I'm in the mood, wanna go get a slice of Sexy Pizza?

Sexy Pizza by SexyPizza.com October 23, 2012

Ulti-Meat Pizza 

A pizza in a porno movie. When the delivery guy opens the pizza box, the pizza has a hole in the middle of it where his cock is sticking out of.

Delivery guy - "Fat Joe's pizza delivery"

Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"

Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"

Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"

Ulti-Meat Pizza by Polish Sausage Pizza May 2, 2011

Zachery's Chicago Style Pizza 

an orgasmic tasting pizza!
-the deep dish thick just the way girls and gay guys like it
-thin crust is small but satisfying!

That Zachery's Chicago Style Pizza is so good it made me cum.
The best food in the world is Zachery's Chicago Style Pizza

Zachery's Chicago Style Pizza by GinafromChina August 8, 2008

cold pizza 

Having sex with a dead body.

"Dahmer was sick with all that cold pizza."

cold pizza by electricsheep November 24, 2007

Tothian Pizza 

A custom made pizza designed by Tothian. You take the dough, put a layer of garlic sauce on it. Then mozzarella cheese, philly cheesesteak and mushrooms, then over that you put a thin layer of mozzarella and american cheese on it. Then cook it in the oven.

Hey, I want a Tothian Pizza!

Tothian Pizza by Tothian September 25, 2009

Free beer and pizza

{n.} Only THE most wonderful band of all time.

Ryan, Mike, and Berto of 'Free Beer and Pizza' own my soul.

Free beer and pizza by FemaleJesus May 2, 2005

Pavement Pizza 

The unfortunate result of a suicidal person leaping from a very high building or tower and hitting the sidewalk or road.

If he jumps, he's going to be pavement pizza.

Pavement Pizza by darkguardian1314 January 23, 2011