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New Teto Pirates

The only pirate crew that is destined to reach Larp Tale! Once defeated and now back to take what they deserve.
The New Teto Pirates are destined for greatness!
by Teto Marked By Flames August 28, 2025
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Romanian Porch Pirate

A young man with a long scraggly beard who joyfully steals packages from upstanding citizens and dresses in traditional homeless Romanian attire.
Jeff: “Hey man, have you seen Colby lately? He’s wearing 3 jackets and a big ass bogan and it’s 96 degrees outside”

Todd: “Yeah I seen him, he’s a total Romanian Porch Pirate
by Klansman1867 September 15, 2025
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Prompt Pirate

Someone who copies prompts or assignment instructions from other students or online forums and feeds them into AI to generate work. This person avoids doing any original thinking or interpretation of the assignment.
She didn’t read the assignment—just copied and pasted into AI. That’s Prompt Pirate behavior.
by Briton Phillip September 17, 2025
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Pirate Wank

When receiving oral from a partner, pull out quickly and cum in their eye.
As they shoot up, you get up and kick them in a shin.
They will be hopping around on one leg, one hand over an eye like a patch and shouting “arggghhhh”
I laughed so much last night after Pirate Wanking Suzie
by King Crumb & Stains February 18, 2025
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Eyeball Pirates

- A business or person who engages in walled garden business models that deny users the ability to link to and follow content outside of the walled garden.

- A form of brute force attention capture and retention
Instagram is nothing but an eyeball pirates operation.

Eyeball pirates are the worst doom scroll source.
by jcjnyc2 February 25, 2025
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Pirates be lootin'

"I'm gonna go see a movie"
"damn bitch, pirates be lootin' I guess
by IWannaDryHumpAlGore March 9, 2025
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Butt Pirate

Someone who goes to adult book stores and has an unnatural affection for cornholio.
Gee, that Butt Pirate has poop on his pole from the Limpy Wristed Fags cornholio.
by Mr. Homophobia May 25, 2023
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