Pizza dust

A pizza that is left out in the sun or in a pizza restaurant for 7 years to the point where the pizza is so raw and rotten that is simply turned into pure food dust.

Dang that's some freaking Pizza dust.

by mario sith February 1, 2024

Pizza Kiev

hiring an Eastern European prostitute, having her eat a full room service spread at the Four Seasons, and then jacking off under a glass coffee table while she pukes it all up onto the top.

credit to: somethingawful

#1: The CEO really likes his pizza kiev
#2: wow :/

by SonoControl October 2, 2013

Pizza

The thing that Americans think the made and the thing that a new yorker can argue with you for 5 hours about

italian: Amico la pizza è italiana perché continui a dire che non lo è?

New Yorkers/Americans: Shut the actual heck up

by Learn to play kid June 9, 2021

Emergency pizza outfit

Emergency pizza outfit is a socially acceptable looking set of clothes that pizza pros put on after ordering pizza online. The emergency outfit usually stays hidden under a comfy, stretched and obviously dirty sweater that gets thrown on a floor in panic upon hearing a doorbell by the pizza pro.

In an effort not to look like a complete flat troll, one can complement the emergency pizza outfit with a crazy, upside down head shake to make one's hair not look so blaaah.

Gurl, I'm so on point today. I even put on my emergency pizza outfit, so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a freaking flat troll.

by peanutbuttermothernutter December 7, 2016

Pizza Knockout

The use of force, against an adversary, while trying to enjoy a slice of pizza under provocation.

The asshole behind me tapped me on the back, pointed at the last slice of pizza, and said 'that slice? Is mine'. I grabbed it anyway, and then saw him an in alley coming toward me outside and just clocked him, pizza in hand. It was a pizza knockout.

by pizzaknockout December 5, 2025

U.S embassy pizza

Absolute garbage pizza that no one should buy. It tastes like if you slept in wet socks.

Dontavius: Hey, im gonna get pizza lmao

Quandale: where

Dontavius: Im getting U.S embassy pizza
QUANDALE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by US embassy pizza February 14, 2022

Don't touch my pizza

The most cancerous and horrendous song/music video to ever exist that (to nobody's surprise) has received a shitload of dislikes. This abomination of a meme is so remarkably shit, it has spawned an entire internet subculture of cringe and mental retardation.

Dumbass retard: Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!

by literal asshole May 25, 2025