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Car Mitzvah

The act of donating an old junker car to your local Jewish charity.
I did a Car Mitzvah for the Jewish Family & Children's Service of Southern Arizona.
by Raspberry Hamentashen August 15, 2006
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Box Car baby

A hobo baby, born in a Box Car.
by goonair November 14, 2003
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Rental Car Customer

A person who functions on a lesser level of mentality than most bean sprouts. These people are characterized by their innane questions and poor use of grammar and sentence structure. Also, when confronted with situations they cannot comprehend (example: A sum of money IS required in exchange for the temporary use of a rental vehicle), they will become enraged and counter with random, irrational screaming. These people are typically met over the telephone, and are best deterred by such methods as hanging up, or, making farting noises into the receiver until the said person becomes so frustrated by the lack of attention to their ranting that they hang up.
"I was speaking to a rental car customer, and they were upset that the location would not accept their check cashin' cawd...Oh dammit I hate these people! Shoot me!!"
by Angry Man October 25, 2003
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White Car Theory

When a girl drives a white car she is either less than a 3 or more than a 7 on the hotness scale
Dude, did you see that girl in that car

White car theory of course
by Thereaper123 November 4, 2012
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Compton Car Ride

Basically a Nebraska truck ride, with a twist. When someone takes you for a car ride in the ghetto and finds somewhere to rape the shit out of you.
Holy shit did you hear Jamal gave Chester a Compton Car Ride?
by twitch737 January 2, 2010
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On it like a car bonet

you do something so well that u shout out "im on it like a car bonet" as an act of excitement that u did that something so well.
win on a game scream "im on it like a car bonet"
by iDanimal November 13, 2011
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enthusiasts' car

(n.) A "classic car" prone to many engine malfunctions and in constant need of repair. Usually american in nature (Euro's include Triumph Stag or old BMW 323 convertables, also any Triumph TR5-7as well as early Aston Matin DB4's which were released prematurely.)
FOR SALE


1987 Corvette, one careful lady owner, enthusiasts' car. Call locally for this piece of shit.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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