a chivalrist chauvinist of sorts, a sex crazed maniac who often smells of pussy and is only after one thing.....at a time.
by Wordonthestreets April 26, 2023
Get the Mike Veytiamug. by Maxfort.23 March 5, 2022
Get the Mikemug. A person who is never in the wrong. He rejects any kind of help and sees it as threatening, and then lashes out. The only emotion he shows is to say that it is not his fault because...Masks his own insecurities in calling other people sensitive.
Dude, Cuckhold Mike stripped out four screws today and said it wasn't his fault because the Earth's axis was in movement.
by Eastcoastslide July 16, 2025
Get the Cuckhold Mikemug. Mike is dispraxic but cool
by TheBlueOne13 January 5, 2024
Get the Mikemug. Pills that people regularly mistake for candy.
You can actaully get high if you overdose on this
There are not illegal but they can still be dangerous
You can actaully get high if you overdose on this
There are not illegal but they can still be dangerous
Man fuck you I see you at work, nigga dont hate me bc im beautiful nigga, maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut youd get some bitches on yo dick better yet Taneshia will call yo dog ass if she ever stops fucking with lawyer or brain surgeon shes fuckin with NIGGGAAA, WHAT!!?! MIke and Ikes
by PussyEaterIMeanTheCat August 22, 2021
Get the Mike and Ikesmug. When your behavior mimics the worst salesman at VIP Sports Las Vegas. Can’t close sales (no news!), has no pitch and has to have his boss Steve Stevens, aka El Scorcho, close for him! Also wears assless chaps when he loses the weekly sales contest. When you pull a Mike you pretty much suck at life.
Steve Stevens, “Mike! It’s the end of the week and you got like no news. Is anyone else in here pulling a Mike this week?!”
Mike, “Yeah, I suck…”
Mike, “Yeah, I suck…”
by Contagonist May 29, 2024
Get the Pulling a Mikemug.