I just lost my dawg

A meme song people use on shitposts

Dude 1: I just lost my dawg and my brother told me how to chase the bag
Dude 2: Are you retarted

by XLrationspeed98 December 7, 2024

Literally just a book

What do you expect? It's a book. Dipshit.

Librarian: "That's literally just a book and not an inter-dimensional caterpillar."

by InterDimensionalCaterpillar August 2, 2023

Instant Family Just add

When you’re an eligible bachelor and good with kids. Very desirable to single mom’s. Not to be mistaken for “Plug and Play”.

She saw a future with him. All her problems solved. Standard, Instant family just add Tony.

by Monopoly God May 9, 2021

Fooply Dooply Doo You Just Poo

A Fooply Dooply Doo You Just Poo is a secret phrase only to be uttered when you are in dire need of a Comeback. Can be used against Your granny tranny or Your dog incest. But after uttering these sacred words 4 stars die and the victim is evaporated into cat litter.

Mark: Don't make me say it!
Jim:Your Granny Tranny !!!!!
Mark:Fooply Dooply Doo You Just Poo.
Jim:...............
(Jim is evaporated into kitty litter)
(Four stars explode)

by Gru boo March 18, 2018

I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.

Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.

by QuacksO November 8, 2022

just put the fries in the bag bro

A form of belittling used by people who don’t believe in someone's business idea. Implying they should anticipate their future employment at a fast food establishment serving them.

Commonly used to humiliate but can be used to teach.

Human1: “I’m going to open a business that creates dirt to helps worms queef”

Human2: “What? That’s so dumb. Bro will never retire his parents. Just put the fries in the bag bro!”

by Trapped in my room for years July 11, 2024

just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 24, 2021