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1 July

National Boyfriend Pay For Girlfriend's Lash / Nail Extensions Day
' Hey Homie What are you doing on 1 July? Wanna hang? '
' Nah Homie im broke ..i gotta pay for my gf lash extensions '
by horloq June 30, 2024
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12th July 2013

If you were born on this day and you are a girl, you are exceptionally hot and every boy you ever see will want to date you
Boy 1: you see that girl, she was born 12th july 2013

Boy 2: *stares open mouthed*
by Flamingo_Lover2951 May 19, 2025
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29th July

Kuchi-fy her Panini Day!
A day filled with fucking/cumming/and so much more.
K: Guess what day it is? 😋
P: Its 29th July!!!! Get KUCHI OUT NOW!!!!
by diamonddragon11 July 5, 2025
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7 July

The day Syd Barret died..(2006) fly high crazy diamond
My friend: why are you sad?
Me: today is 7 July the anniversary of Syd Barrett death..
My friend: oh.. can we sing shine on together?
Me: obviously..
Together: 🎶SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND🎶
by Light Keith July 8, 2025
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The July Shits

When it’s mid-season, freezing and your coach is getting tired, sick of his cohort and is really grumpy.
Don’t worry about Terry, he’s just got the July shits, mate”
by Make the right decision! July 28, 2025
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4 July

Also known in another universe as “let’s punch people with cutesy names infinite times till they’re injured” day.
The person getting punched will keep telling you to stop over and over again until you finally realize that you’ve hurt their feelings.
It’s funny to most people but bullying and disrespectful to some who think childish people (including over 18s) should be respected.
Can be done with people whose names are Tommy, Edie, Quinn, Tia, etc.
Braylee: *whistles in the street*
*3 people come with clenched fists*
Braylee: huh?
3 people in unison: HELLO, SOMEONE TOLD US YOUR NAME IS BRAYLEE AND YOU ARE SO DAMN CHILDISH, RIGHT? IF YOU FOUND US HERE, WE’RE GONNA PUNCH YOU BECAUSE IT’S PUNCHING PEOPLE WITH CUTESY NAMES UNTIL YOU’RE INJURED IN A LOOP DAY. TODAY IS 4 JULY 2025.
Braylee: because I’m 15 and have a cute name and… …I’m hyperactive?
Person 1: YES. AND AS WE SAID, IT WILL NEVER END
Braylee: What? NO, please do not do this, or I’ll call my uncle…
Person 2: WE’RE GONNA DO IT EVEN IF YOU TELL YOUR UNCLE ON US.
*the three people started punching her repeatedly*
Braylee: STOOOOOOP, STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP YOU’RE HURTING ME, THIS IS NOT FUNNY! THIS IS JUST BULLYING A INNOCENT ENERGETIC PERSON!!
*the three people laugh anyways as they beat her to a pulp even though until she called her uncle*
by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025
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La Fonta La Julnt

To maintain sexual activity at a steady and rythmatic pace...
1) "Hey baby, let me hit ya with the La Fonta La Julnt !"
by ACreekLife August 26, 2009
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