Jonny McCormic 

retarted walrus who has a total mangina. Unfortunately he has a super hot mom and sister. But he himself is just plain awful.

Person 1: God who is that guy
Person 2: Jonny McCormic
Person 1: lets get out of here!

Jonny McCormic by buh buh buuuuhhhhh May 28, 2009

jonnys fantasy

putting your face between megan foxs boobs and blowing also known as a fun day

"i could go for a jonnys fantasy right now that would be a fun day"

jonnys fantasy by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

Johny Dorito 

One who gets stoned eats dorito's and strongly resembles Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

"That kid is so high."
"Yeah...That johny dorito is so dumb."

Johny Dorito by nitereeper10 February 10, 2010

Jonny Roberts 

When you do something in a video game of great pride, you find this in your pants.

OMG! QUAD HEADSHOT! I JUST DID A JONNY ROBERTS IN MY PANTS!

Jonny Roberts by IDontWantYouToKnowMyName May 26, 2010

Jonny L. 

The most amazing guy in the world, is an amazing boyfriend, can do anything he sets his mind to and will always be loved.

Is he your Jonny L.?

Jonny L. by LForLoveOrLee? August 14, 2010

jonny price 

Drinkin an excess of red dye, which in turn gets you very wild. After doing so it is the act of being a complete and uttter faggot for the rest of the night

Dude i totally pulled a jonny price last night.......I woke up and literally shit a squirell.

jonny price by Bopri November 1, 2010

Jonnying 

Back-alley, In-the-skip style of sex. Often used as a lighter, funnier way of joking about gang-rape. When said in a deep throaty voice can give the perfect impression of a randy tramp.

Example 1.
Dirty Mike: "Oi, Unclean Pete, getcho ass over here. I see a young man in need of a good ol' Jonnying. Cover me boys, Ima goin' in!"

Example 2.
Wife: Are you okay sweetheart?"
Husband: Well, they sure gave me a roight Jonnying!"
(Laugh Comically)

Jonnying by KingSnotty April 14, 2011