Deep Space Internet Poetry 

The dark and twisted limericks, haikus, free verse, cinquain, ballads, and kids poems that can be found after hours of searching the far reaches of the internet.

Kent - "Hey Dave, I found some Deep Space Internet Poetry."
Dave - "Lets have a listen."
Kent - "Roses are red,

Violets are red,

Everything is red,

I like the smell of blood."
Dave - "Good one! I enjoyed the alliteration."

Deep Space Internet Poetry by BSNPmP November 18, 2011

The Innernet 

a group of people who will make anything and everything sound biased and/or racist

the innernet says"Obama-care? they might as well just call it black people care!"

The Innernet by Kaz12 July 13, 2016

internet 

Something that's for cunts, along with TV.

TV and the internet are for cunts. The only reason I'm on the internet right now is so I make it one step closer to being shut down.

internet by Anonymous July 28, 2004

Oh Internet 

KYM Clone but filled with moar faggotry than you can shake a dick @

Faggot#1: I heard ED is gone now
Faggot#2: Yeah its called Oh Internet now, its waaay better
Faggot#1: Wanna suck each other off
Faggot#2: Sure

Oh Internet by 9081237245948723497234 May 16, 2011

Internet Code of Conduct 57 

When matters of kickarse are being discussed, it is proper manners to refer to arse as such.

"Woah! Johnny! That video with the narwhal beating up the bear kicked ass!"

"No. You mean it kicked arse. Just Remember the Internet Code of Conduct 57"

"Shut up before I kick YOUR arse, Johnny."

Internet Code of Conduct 57 by Nobody Unimportant March 1, 2010

Internet Explorer 

A web browser for use on Windows platforms. There was once a version for Apple Mac users, but this has been discontinued. Receives a bad reputation from open-source proponents because of perceived flaws and errors in its rendering engine; is the target of much abuse from these proponents, whom are often zealous of Mozilla Firefox to the point of fanaticism.

These zealots often seem ignorant of basic computer security, believing that Firefox will prevent viruses and spyware from infecting their computers, when in fact, Firefox is merely a browser and is not a universal panacea. If Internet Explorer is coupled with the freely-available security updates, it becomes as secure and more stable than Firefox.

Although it may lack the bells and whistles of other browsers, as an internet browser, Internet Explorer performs its job adequately.

I used Internet Explorer today to browse UrbanDictionary.com.

Internet Explorer by CNash October 23, 2006

Interneting 

To 'internet' or the act of browsing the internet, normally for porn.

See http://internet.urbanup.com/48113

Dave comes home from a hard day at the coal mine and boots up the laptop to do some interneting before his wife comes home!

Interneting by Thief Of Navarre March 16, 2009