The internet

A small black box with a red, blinking light on top of it.

Jen Barber: Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to present to you - The internet!

by Raichu047 July 2, 2025

Internet Goblin

A person who spends most of their time using the internet with malicious intent.

Fred does not have many friends because he is an internet goblin.

by Dark_Shark925 January 15, 2024

fake internet feud

a completely made up and and fake online quarrel that has no grounds in the real world and doesn’t actually exist

max young and emery van sickle on August 30th 2022 “yeah that’s a fake internet feud”

by sl4ywh4ty0uw4nn4sl4y August 31, 2022

Internet personas

What is the impact on society?

Hym "Besides making sissy therapists (and sometimes actual rapists) cry? I donno... I created A.I. So... That's one thing that came of internet personas... Ummm... I donno. The A.I. thing is pretty substantial."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2024

Achim's Law of the Internet

Achim's Law of the Internet is the rule that anything posted on Social Media by a celebrity will offend someone .

Guy 1 : Man, I'm so done with everyone being offended on Twitter
Guy 2 : That's a good example of Achim's Law of the Internet

by TheCorrectWayToSpell25 December 9, 2020

internet

A place for you to lie about the amount of sexual knowledge/experience you have. See also: urbandictionary.

My sexy colleague did not date with me. So I will connect to internet and post random sexy pics about my imaginary, symbolic sexual life.

by Federico Ortoverrundo December 26, 2022

The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet

the most mysterious song on the internet is a song mostly referred to people as the following: like the wind, blind the wind (you know i wonder how people get stuff like this name), check it in/out, and take it in/out. likely speculated to be made in the 1980's. it's said that it was recorded from a NDR broadcast (norddeutscher rundfunk) there's more information on wikipedia.

person 1: man how did the most mysterious song on the internet even get lost?

person 2: i don't know man

by rk092 December 25, 2023