Texas phone call massacre

Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.

Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.

by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018

phone player

niggas who be playing on yo phone like talking shit on the phone but wont do nun

that nigga was playing on my phone last night. he a phone player

by nang4200 May 20, 2021

cell phone flipper

Person who does not answer their phone when you call, but promptly calls as you are leaving them a voice mail. A cell phone flipper is also known as flipper or you've been flipped.

She is such a cell phone flipper. Every time I call, she flips me and I have to call her back.

by Polka B February 25, 2008

Hit My Phone

To call a person on there cell phone, and to be instrested in them

"Hey baby, hit my phone..."
"K."

by My dictionary2009 September 27, 2020

Phone Smack

When you pull out your phone just to smack a bitch

He pissed me off, so I phone smacked him like a bitch

by Jack Dude 47 May 14, 2018

Phone taps

Aw, ew! Did you watch me poop? Wait... Did you watch me masterbate? Did YOU masterbate? Did we finish at the same time?

Hym "Phone taps raise a lot of interesting questions, don't they? Wildly unethical, though."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

Phone

A metal rectangle mixed with glass and a big battery that glows in the dark and glows in the light

Does anyone have a phone i can't see.

by whowrotethis#wasn't cuylen.... November 10, 2021