hooker champagne

Hooker champagne is a drink from the lovely state of Massachusetts. In which a hooker drinks strawberry soda. Or raspberry ginger ale.

Stop and shop has hooker champagne for 2 for five dollars!

by mmcclluurree.jj December 4, 2013

Hooker Herder

refers to anyone who pimps or otherwise commands multiple woman to go various places.

verb Jim HookerHerded his girl to make 4 sandwiches today.

noun I was with george yesterday and by the way he kept callin girls and getting me to do things i am deffintly classifying him as Hooker Herder.

by Zak Fetzner March 4, 2014

hooker buffet

The room service tables with leftover food that are put out in the hotel hallway after a guest finishes his/her breakfast.

It was a real hooker buffet on the 10th floor this morning. The choices were endless!

by Samir the 54 March 17, 2014

hook

A penis curved left or right.

Got her hooked and she love the hook

by M.o May 8, 2014

hockoholic

someone who is addicted to watching pro hockey.

that guy never studies because he is a hockoholic

by Sportsguy1991 May 1, 2014

Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.

Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."

by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014

hooboddyhobber

What somebody says if they can't remember what they were talking about

"Here, have this...hooboddyhobber...?"

by ,.,.,,,,,,,,,,... February 17, 2015