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More free than a sample at costco

Your literary garbage at a game just turn the system off
mike: *gets killed*
Justin: your more free than a sample at costco
by Ps4 wont work February 6, 2021
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land of soy milk and cruelty-free honey

Los Angeles; where you can get anyhting you need, especially for your dietary neuroses.
I can't wait to get over the Cajon pass: we'll be in the land of soy milk and cruelty-free honey!
by MPG May 4, 2004
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I didn’t ask for a free ride

A phrase from the beginning of the song ‘I didn’t ask for a free ride,’ also a favorite lyric of the song Rain On Me for many.
I didn’t ask for a free ride, I only asked you to show me a real good time
by eggfartlover August 13, 2022
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Age Free Role playing

Age Free Role playing is just what it says, it simply means There will be nothing restricted on what will or will not be role played regarding characters age in short (AFR)
by Age Free role player December 19, 2021
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get free wifi anywhere you go

when u can get free wifi anywhere u go, often followed up by a ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.
Markass Brownley: Ayy John! i just found a new way to get free wifi anywhere you go!
John: No way bro!! ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
by corosite November 18, 2020
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5 o'clock free crack give a way

Definition 1: A Free Crack Giveaway at 5 o'clock.

Definition 2: A really good deal

Definition 3: An Out-of-Control Party
ex. 1: A five o'clock free crack give away, wow , that's a low price!

ex. 2: A free car? That's a five o'clock free crack give away

ex. 3: Jesus, this partie's like a 5 o'clock free crack give a way.
by APU & The Stooge July 18, 2011
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Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free.

The saying states that if a man is providing a ride or transportation for a girl. She must have common courtesy to supply the man with one of 3 things in return. 1. Grass (Marijuana) 2.Gas (Fuel for his vehicle 3. Ass (Intercourse). If she doesn't give him 1 or more of these 3 things then she would not be able to get a ride. Hence the term nobody rides for free. This became a slang in the mid 1970's when hitchikers would hitch rides down interstate routes. This term applys to homosexual males who want the same 3 options given to a man passanger. Typically a girl would pay with ass due to the fact she doesn't have funds hence why she is hitch hiking for a ride. So her ass is the only asset she can use to get transportation from point A to point B. This still happens today. In fact more then ever. So if you see a girl hitch hiking be sure to apply the gas, ass or grass tactic in your adventures. You may score gas for your ride, some grass to smoke. or usually the most appreciated of the 3. the good old sacred anal sex. So enjoy and proceed on.
Ashley- Hey wait!!

John- Hey whats wrong?
Ashley- I am stranded here in the interstate. I have to walk 105 miles till I get home. my car broke.

John- oh, im so sorry. Do you want a ride?

Ashley- Oh my gosh yes. please. your a life saver

John- But of course Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free.

Ashley- Oh I don't have Money on me and I don't smoke.

John- well i don't know then. i guess i cant help

Ashley- No wait, ill give you the ass. i don't want to walk please.

John- Get in

Ashley proceeds to fuck john in the back of his chevy Tahoe until he cums in her mouth and then this will pay for fare of the ride he is providing her. Pretty curel tactic but it is applied often. especially in low population exposed areas without a lot of foot traffic.
by GM123 November 14, 2014
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