five dollar piss

A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.

Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.

by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011

West Virginia high five

“West Virginia High five”: the act of slapping your sibling on the buttocks with your hand. Different from a “pat” on the rear; resembles a cowboy slapping a horse on the rear as he sends it out to pasture.

Tommy was in the habit of giving and receiving West Virginia high fives with his sister Rebecca.

by Jus in case November 17, 2023

Spy Pacer Five Thousand (S.P.F.T.)

The primary vehicle of 77Pacer Studios: a red 1977 AMC Pacer hatchback automobile that's equipped with super high-tech gadgets, weapons, etc.

"I am the Spy Pacer Five Thousand (S.P.F.T.). 'SPFT' if you prefer."

by anonymous July 31, 2021

Five Finger Tate Punch

When a person goes wrist deep with their hands and flicks your prostate repeatedly to a skeet completion

Joey asked this fat chick for a Five Finger Tate Punch, and he’ll never cum another way again

by Clitmaster3278 October 21, 2023

Five Nights at Freddy's

A point-and-click (Or in Security Breach puzzle)/horror game with a lot of lore. Also the bane of MatPat's existence.

Guy 1: They made a new Five Nights at Freddy's game.
Guy 2: Poor MatPat.

by TylerGaming101_YT December 30, 2021

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Five Nights at McKee's

When you spend 5 nights at Don Soffer Aventura High School.

List of characters:
Phone Guy: Mr. Combrink
Cupcake: Mr. Levine
Chica: Mrs. Clappier
Foxy: Mr. Torres
Bonnie: Ms. Weinberg
Freddy: Dr. McKee
Golden Freddy: Dr. McKnight, the old principal

Irish Boy: How-ware-ya? Did ya seey da kids dat speyant Five Nights at McKee's?
Burglar: Yeah thats crazy, I gotta rob a store now.

by lolcheesestick5 November 3, 2023