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Five-Minute-Job

Any task, at work or home, which takes somewhere between five hours and five days to complete.
"Hey Shirley, ... a little five-minute-job.. Before you go tonight, can you check this and drop it on my desk for tomorrow?... Thanks, Shirl, I knew you would!"
by Bronhill August 25, 2021
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Five Horsemen

Secret society group of young professional closet homosexual males who regularly engage in wild gay orgies.
“Are you going to the Five Horsemen meeting tonight?”

“No, I am not gay.”
by dotconnector69 October 17, 2018
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five slice

Someone who returns to their bedroom to eat a large amount of cake (typically five slices) by themselves while being anti-social.
"Oh, she is a five slice, probably won't see her for a while"
by Meadowside1 January 20, 2017
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Chinese Five Spice

The 6th member of the Spice Girls
Tony: Hey Mark, I can only think off 5 members of the Spice Girls - posh spice, sporty spice, baby spice, ginger spice and scary spice

Mark: ahh your forgetting Chinese Five Spice
by Steve McLaren June 27, 2023
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Unknown Five

A homosexual act where a man licks his own semen from another man's anus.
Larry likes to receive Unknown Five after having sex with his partner.

Man 1- "I would enjoy it if you would give me a Unknown Five tonight"

Man 2- "Sounds kinky"
by VisineA December 8, 2010
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five dollar piss

A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.
Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.
by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011
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