Forty-five Days of Stupid

That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.

Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.

I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.

by Bob1655 December 23, 2011

Air High Five

Guy who made this has got some weird ass toes

Mr. Blevins gave me another stupid “Air high five”

by Guess who midget poo April 5, 2023

five foot nothing heartthrob

A five foot nothing guy that teenagers and pre teens idolize.

You want me to be one of your flavor of the months? A five foot nothing heartthrob with the frosted tips, and the washboard abs with all their hair plucked out? Well, I'm going to eat a twinkie right now instead.

by The Original Agahnim November 24, 2021

Five Knuckle Shuffle

When sticking your fist in someone’s anus and wiggling it around violently for pleasure.

This weekend my girl wants me to give her the five knuckle shuffle

by thicccboy99 June 12, 2019

Negative Five

In reference to the binary scale of judging women, a negative five is a woman so so ugly that she should not be allowed to reproduce.

HOLY SHIT! Dude, did you see that negative five over at Five Guys?

by Aviel November 12, 2007

five-star sickness

When you have the super flu and your entire body is ill from sickness, however, you keep soldiering on because you still have class even when you're sick.

Hey, dude, you must be a soldier, because you look like you have the five-star sickness.

by aint that the truth July 18, 2018

FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES.

A fairly known meme from "The Orville", in which two Moclans start smoking cigarettes and order a machine to create 500 cigarettes, in which they slowly, overtime, get incredibly addicted to cigarettes.

Klyden: "The tingles! Do you feel them?"

Bortus: "I do."

Klyden: "We must have more!"

(Bortus presses a button)

Bortus: "FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES."

by manwithsomelies July 28, 2025