fart box 

The act of clasping both hands together and compressing the air out to make a "fart".

Check out Travis doin' the Fart Box with his hands.

fart box by TDogg052980 September 7, 2013

Fart Scratch 

That feeling you get when you didnt wipe enough and your crack itches like crazy. When you finally wipe it feels amazing!

Damn dude I got a fart scratch its so itchy

Fart Scratch by Lord of fartz December 6, 2018

fart knocker 

When you screw a girl in the ass and she has a fart waiting so you are knocking on her fart.

you did her in the ass

ya man it was awesome

w/e your a fart knocker.

fart knocker by Ryan Daigle April 27, 2008

fart water 

when you or someone farts around a person drinking water. the water is automatically considered fart water. this is because water evaporates and also gets tainted by the air. the water is usually not always no less good.

*person A farts and contaminates the surrounding air with their gas*
*person B takes a drink of water with their mouth wide open*
*person A says: "haha you just drank fart water!! HAHAHA"*
*person B swallows carelessly"

fart water by the scene queen September 10, 2009

fart jammer 

someone who farts on a person who is jamming them

sume chick farted on me while i was jamming her

fart jammer by Jaime Adrian December 5, 2004

Fart and run 

When someone fart, tells no one in the room and find a reason to leave the room letting the others discover is fart by smelling it.

Bob1: So a was eating a twinki when... wait a minute who farted!?

Bob2: Don't know man but it smells horrible, good that Bob3 is safe on that one.He is grabbing a beer in the kitchen

Bob1: For god sake Bob3 no Fart and run

Fart and run by Hodio August 9, 2010

Fart Fetishism 

A rather sexual fetish in which a very small cabal of goofy disgusting losers with nothing else better to do but watch a woman passing gas over a cake and masturbate to it enthusiastically. So sick and perverted, that even sexologist Dan Savage came out against it in his weekly column.

Danielle:I am into Fart Fetishism so much I have just farted on a cake.

John: Oh, well, it seems like you have a rather strong case of Fart Fetishism.

Fart Fetishism by DonnyDDDD October 4, 2010