French Brown

A blumpkin on a bidet.

Sandra totally gave Pierre a French Brown in the bathroom of the Blue Bottle on Beverly in WEHO.

by SandraWee September 9, 2022

French credit card

A credit card (see definition) but done on the front, or crotch area

My cousin walked by and gave me a French credit card

by Rebeccable December 22, 2019

Mozel tov with a french fry

When you slap your girlfriends butt in the drive thru of a fast food place. Making her bend over and expose her butthole. You then insert the French fry inside her butt and feed it to her.

How was your date last night?

It was great I gave her a mozel tov with a French fry.

by DrButtstuff69 January 5, 2024

French Fuck

The act of fucking while eating baguette, croissant or any french dishes. Wine can also be involved into the process.

"Why you eat a fuckin baguette Adrien!"
"Because i give you a nice French Fuck Olivia"

Example 1:
"Adrien you put wine everywhere! I'm wet!"
"Don't complain Olivia, it's just more wet than you'll never be"

Example 2:
"This croissant is really crispy Olivia"
"But it will never be as much crispy as i am Adrien"

by Adrian_ June 28, 2020

French Dip

When you are pooping and desperately need a wet wipe but you dont have any and there's no sink nearby so you have to dip your toilet paper in the toilet water creating a makeshift wet wipe.

yeah I had to pull of a french dip in that taco bell bathroom.

by Wobbegong September 16, 2023

French Botox Injection

When a Geordie fornicates with a baguette after the club while eating a kebab

Does Gaz think that sandwich is a “bird”. Looks like a French Botox injection to me.

by Novocastilian August 9, 2025

french toast your mom

When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.

Im going to french toast your mom!

by Asheveday92 October 11, 2016