flattercreepy

When an ex dates someone who looks like a past ex It's flattering and yet creepy at same time.

Doesn't Jackie look just like Rick's old girlfriend? That's flattercreepy!

by HomeBound77 May 7, 2019

flatpatch

No penis or vagina, just a potato body. You have no genitals, you look like an overgrown telly tubby.
Commonly used on Omegle when a creepy stranger asks you if you are male or female.

Stranger: “f or m?”
Me: “flatpatch”
Stranger: “wtf”

by Winklequeen May 24, 2019

Flatwise

The smart shared flat agency. If you are looking for a roommate, this is the place to go!

"Where did you find your roommate?"
"Flatwise! Where else?"

by Flatwise June 3, 2019

flatmateship

(n)the state of being in a flatmate type relationship with another.

We need to talk about our current flatmateship,.... you need to flush the toilet, Karen!

by TheArtfulDandger June 5, 2019

Flatonic

A level of comfort in a relationship in which the parties no longer feel the need to hide farts from one another.

After two months of dating, Mike and Teri's relationship has become flatonic; he no longer bothers to move from the couch when passing gas and she no longer runs to the bathroom -- out of embarrassment -- to flatulate.

by AuburnBoy July 11, 2019

Flatulitis

(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas causing repeated farting or creates a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you. Could also be a combination of the two.

I have a case of gas so bad that I cleared out the room with my flatulitis.

by Wordsmanship July 18, 2019

Flatudor

A labrador with really bad gas

After Nikki ate the baked beans, she became a flatudor and had to sleep downstairs.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019