February 7th

National Alfredo day

Son:Hey mom here’s some Alfredo” Mom:why?” Son:it’s February 7th silly!

by Eman5 November 22, 2020

No finger February

Girls are not allowed to finger themselves all the month of February it’s just like no nit November but for girls

Wow girls must hate no finger February like guys hate no nut November

by Pizzaboy6942085 June 4, 2022

February 3

February 3rd is a national Alissar day. On this day, people must show how much they love and appreciate Alissar, buy her gifts, and of course get her flowers. This day is also considered a “Yes day”, which means that on February 3rd, “no” doesn’t exist.

-Wow, who did you get peonies for?
-Are you out of your mind, how could you forget that it’s February 3rd, National Alissar day!!!

by user272728282 July 27, 2023

February 5th

Ask out Belle day. This day aligns with National F*** it day. So go do it

Ohhh its February 5th, I guess I gotta ask her out

by kingq February 5, 2021

February 7

national be brutally honest day
February 7 is the day you can be really honest without worrying about hurting someone’s feelings

it’s February 7th I can finally ask my crush how he feels about me

by Panzielove February 6, 2024

February 3rd

all girls cant say no to a boy for 24 hours

February 3rd is the day ive been waiting for all year

by findingtea4me January 10, 2024

February 13

the biggest bitch was born on this day. she’s a fake bitch who can’t do anything but pretend to be your friend and then never talk to you again after the school year ends. stupid hoe.

“Oh her? She was born February 13. She’s such a slut!”

by exofrog October 30, 2022