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Facebook Hate 

A hate you have for a person based on their status', wall posts, etc that either clutter your feed or bother you, while not actually knowing them in real life.
"Did you see Brians Wall? He updated his status 20 times in one hour! God, I facebook Hate that Kid"

"His videos are so stupid. why does he think i wanna see them? I Facebook Hate him, but i dont really know him."
Facebook Hate by MaFieldsTt! December 29, 2009
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facebook all-star 

A) someone who is always on facebook and joins every group their is and has over 1000 friends
B) someone who always talks about facebook or what they saw on facebook
I always see him on facebook he is a facebook all-star
facebook all-star by keegan ross February 19, 2010

Facebook Time 

The time, usually from 4 to 6 PM when everyone is on Facebook at the sametime
Billy: "Yo, have you seen Starr since we graduated."
Bobby: " It's Facebook time, she probably on right now, look her up."
Facebook Time by Qwertymf5 March 15, 2010

Facebook Moment 

An event in which somebody nearby had a camera phone, captured a unique and most often embarrassing moment and then promptly uploaded it to their Facebook profile.
Example: Your best friend passed out at a party, so everyone decided to draw pictures on his face and wrap him in saran wrap. Being the good friend that you are, you captured that Facebook Moment by snapping a photo of him on your camera phone and then posted it on your Facebook profile long before your friend woke up.
Facebook Moment by figmooh May 22, 2010

Facebook Fashionable 

An action committed on facebook (or another social networking tool) that is considered "in", "hip" or "fashionable" that would not necessarily be as accepted in the real world.
#1: Why do all these girls make that stupid duckface in all their pictures in facebook and myspace?

#2: Well, even though they all look like retarded, attention-seeking, teenage whores, it is considered facebook fashionable...

Facebook Popcorn 

Getting chatted at in facebook chat by several people at once, or by one really talkative person, causing a barrage of popping noises from your computer.
I was trying to sleep, but my roommate was making Facebook Popcorn.
Facebook Popcorn by NoMoreTrolls October 13, 2010

Facebook Highfive 

To like a status, comment, photo, video, or link on the social network Facebook. Can also be used to describe someone who likes their own status, comment, link, etc......
Example 1- Emilia gave me a Facebook Highfive for the link I posted about our friend's epic fail today.

Example 2- Dude?!?! You like everything on Facebook, INCLUDING your OWN stuff....... its like giving yourself a highfive..... a FACEBOOK highfive that is!!!
Facebook Highfive by gman14 January 16, 2011