Angela Cortez

mikiel cortez and angela, his wifey have been together from 3 years but mikey and angela both deny it every time tzuriel brings it up.

angela cortez tzuriels bully

by monkeman21 March 18, 2022

mikiel cortez

angelas husband even tho they both deny it

hahahaha mikiel cortez

by monkeman21 March 18, 2022

A Cortez

When a man is fucking a girl but getting fucked in his ass at the same time

Me and my best friend had a Cortez with a female last night.

by Cortezman May 7, 2022

Control cortela

A dumb mf who doesn't have shit to do. A piece of shit who no one likes.

"control cortela" is often used to describe a braindead, dimwitted, sinister, evil and a naughty guy.

Person 1 - Omg is that a control cortela? No wonder he's so dumb!
Person 2 - Oh how I want to squeeze his dumbass.
Person 1 - Cum.

by umpalumpa1234 January 30, 2023

The Cortina Scale

Much like the Richter scale which is a measure of the strength of earthquakes. The Cortina scale is used in the measuring of farts. The scale goes from 1 to 10 with 1 being not stinky to 10 being the stinkiest toot ever created. If one does not throw up it cannot be considered a 10.

That toot was an absolute room clearer. It must have been atheist a 7.2 on the Cortina Scale

by StoneColdET2024 March 28, 2024

Low Cortisol

Chill life, no stress.

“Being single shifts me into a low cortisol state.”

by ProudMunch March 8, 2026

High Cortisol

overstressed and anxious

this homework is having me high cortisol ;(

by sigmawordseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 7, 2026