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A man that can not make a decision. He is always sweet at first, and then does a complete 180. Usually has erectile dysfunction and doesn't even seem to know it. Becomes fat as they age, and will inevitably go no farther than a couch in the garage. Beware a Charlie always looks used and abused before he reaches thirty. Worst part, he is still too dumb to realize it's his own fault.
Person 1: Why do I recognize you?

Person 2: I'm...uh... Charlie's ex.

Person 1: Umm, really?

Person 2: Yeah, I know, Charlie Aaron was the worst mistake I ever made.

Person 1: Should have never dated a Charlie.
Charlie by HottChick December 8, 2010

Chunky Charlie 

The act of picking one's nose and wiping the buggers in another's ear.
I was sitting behing James in Ryan's BMW, so I gave him a chunky charlie.
Chunky Charlie by Vinbar1 May 26, 2008

Charlie Sheen 

The only person who is able to beat up Chuck Norris. Charlie Sheen's immortal body filled with tiger blood, and fire breathing fists is the only counter to Chuck Norris' god-like abilities.
Chuck Norris : prepare to be roundhoused to the next dimension.

Charlie Sheen : I am filled with tiger blood, and win.. imagine what I could do with my fire breathing fists.
Charlie Sheen by oredith March 25, 2011

St. Charlie 

A poor excuse for a micronation. Several 13 year olds who just discovered that they are growing pubic hair, thinking that they are running a country, giving themselves fancy titles and generally proving themselves to be asshats.
Go away kid, you are not a Prime Minister, are you from St. Charlie or something?
St. Charlie by Ficke July 11, 2011

Hot Charlie 

A sexual act; when a man or woman defecates(poops) on the others anus(butthole) causing pleasure.
Girl let me give you a hot Charlie.
a noun usually found at the end of a greeting in chicago slang.
What up Charlie? Whadown Charlie?
charlie by southsiderida August 16, 2006