Smile boner

Noun:
A smile that is clearly noticeable to others and lasts for 5 minutes or longer.

I had the most amazing time with my boyfriend tonight! He gives me such a smile boner that I can't contain it!

Have you had your smile boner today?

by Stickart95 May 2, 2018

Boner Gram

The act of sharing a hot girl's or hot guy's IG profile to someone.

Yo man! Thanks for sending me that Boner Gram!

by MDubyaC June 3, 2020

Nose Boner

When your nose sticks out over your face mask, you have a Nose boner

Walking through the grocery store, looking at all these nose boners.

by boymom_3 July 30, 2020

status boner

sometimes referred to as "SB"; when someone is attracted to another person because of the title(s) that they hold

Remi: Wow, he's really hot.

Ryan: You just think he's hot because he's the captain of the lacrosse team.
Remi: I think you're right, total status boner.

by AwkwardCookie April 5, 2015

Paper boner

The result of changing a large body of text in a word processor from single to double spacing, making your paper look longer

My paper was only 3 pages long until I gave it the old paper boner, now its 6

by Awonymous November 19, 2019

Butt boner

When your butt breaks

Omg I fell off my chair the other day and I got a butt boner

by 🦋 Kasey Davis 🦋 July 14, 2022

trail boner

A male runner who goes a little over the top when it comes to other runners. This type of displayed envy and drama is not well received. Fellow runners will roll their eyes in annoyance.

Man, that guy needs to dial it back. He gets a trail boner anytime (that runner) is around…

by NatashaRomanov October 15, 2022