Not Lotus Biscuit

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Biscuit Maker

A strange pose performed by a "Big Fat Ricky" used to attract members of the opposite sex, usually performed whilst intoxicated at a local pub.
"Bro, Bro... did you see Big Fat Ricky pulling the biscuit maker on those girls?"

"Nah man. Did he pull it off?"

"Nope, but it was a damn fine biscuit maker"
by Tron-Funkin-Blow November 03, 2011
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Cow and a Biscuit

A phrase derived from the UK, especially the Midlands areas.

It is used generally as a replacement for "Pretty Good"

The origin of the phrase is not quite known specifically, but is rumoured to have been somewhere in the early 1900s in the town of Tipton, stemming from the Pie Factory now known more commonly as "Mad O'Rourke's".

The restaurant chain pays homage to this saying with it's World Famous "Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie", some sources say this meal was originally served with a biscuit as a sweet option to cleanse the palette after a heart-warming and sumptuous meal.
Person A: Hey, how are you doing today?
Person B: Cow and a Biscuit! You?
Person A: Ar! Cow and a Biscuit!
by Paul Oakley July 17, 2021
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Cow and a Biscuit

A phrase derived from the UK, especially the Midlands areas.

It is used generally as a "so-so" or more modern term "meh"

The origin of the phrase is not quite known specifically, but is rumoured to have been somewhere in the early 1900s in the town of Tipton, stemming from the Pie Factory now known more commonly as "Mad O'Rourke's". The restaurant chain pays homage to this saying with it's World Famous "Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie", some sources say this meal was originally served with a biscuit as a sweet option to cleanse the palette after a heart-warming and sumptuous meal.
Person A: Hey, how are you doing today?
Person B: Cow and a Biscuit! You?
Person A: Cow and a Biscuit!
by Paul Oakley July 17, 2021
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Tennessee Biscuit

When you flirt with your buddies mom but fuck him instead after standing her up.
My buddy pulled a Tennessee Biscuit on me the other day.
by Ya.boi.gingy December 31, 2024
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russian biscuit

russian biscuit means somebody eat a biscuit while drinking and having sex
dude i did some russian biscuits last night
by s8n. December 05, 2019
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Sucked the biscuit

A sports reference when you were favored to win and then fell way short and lost.
They should have won but they really sucked the biscuit.
by Jimothy the C January 18, 2022
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