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asshole

An Asshole is a person who habitually offends, is rude to, or is demeaning of others and thinks that there is nothing wrong with their actions. Assholes believe they and their needs and desires are more important than others and therefore they rationalize that they are fully justified in whatever they do or say. As a result, an Asshole believes that if there is any real problem then it resides on the part of their victims rather than being something of their own creation. As a group, Assholes comprise a large subset of Narcissists. But while all Narcissists are indeed Assholes, not all Assholes are Narcissists. Their motto might be: “Being an Asshole means never having to say you’re sorry.”
My Doctor acts as like a real asshole when he treats my medical issues as no big deal.
by DaveTheNerd September 14, 2017
mugGet the assholemug.

asshole snorkeling

When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.
I had to go asshole snorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.
mugGet the asshole snorkelingmug.
Palworld players are furries, femboys and most importantly have the most succulent and delectable mans asshole to ever exist. Fill it with cum or more commonly food as who doesn't love fucking the shit out of there food and a sexy man? It is commonly referred to as the 'holy grail of assholes' or otherwise known as a Palworld player's little fucking asshole. It can fit 4 dicks in it if you have the men at 90 degrees to each other, this will only be possible with the help of others holding men up so they can get the right angle to fit all 4 massive cocks in the scrawny asshole of his.
John: stopping fucking him so hard craig I can't eat all my food.
Craig: drives stiffy further into the Palworld player's little fucking asshole, making his stiffy a now softie.
by uddermost urgency February 8, 2024
mugGet the Palworld player's little fucking assholemug.

asshole

Here he is, an asshole.
by em02 April 11, 2022
mugGet the assholemug.

golden asshole

Possessing the ability to not shit your brains after eating Chipotle, Taco Bell, (insert chain Mexican restaurant here), etc.
Toscano, you must have a golden asshole if you don't shit after eating Chipotle
by 21216921 January 24, 2017
mugGet the golden assholemug.

Asshole Douchelord

Can be used to describe anyone who acts irrationally in a mean or aggressive manner. But usually used to describe a man-hoe/Fuckboy who does everything in his power to attract women then use the women he attracts, usually is very basic and follows any trend he finds.
Sammie: That guy is TOTALLY an asshole douchelord
Evin: Yeah what a prick
by Good_Kush710 January 27, 2022
mugGet the Asshole Douchelordmug.

asshole

by a real bruh June 11, 2018
mugGet the assholemug.

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