ASSH0LE ASSHOLE

The SEX ORGAN that has nothing to do with SHIT. Note that the ASSH0LE ASSHOLE opens and closes for everybody's convenience.
I never flush my ASSH0LE ASSHOLE down any HUMAN TOILETS or other TOILETS.
by FECESRIMJOB March 22, 2021
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On March 1st, it is your moral and ethical obligation to be an asshole to everyone and u can’t be nice at all u less it is absolutely necessary
Timmy got a frog stapled to his face because he celebrated “International be an asshole day”
by Mrpoopybutttttttthole March 01, 2021
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Alcoholic asshole

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"bro I'm a silly little alcoholic asshole and have nothing else to do than drink and fuck twinks"

"I DONT FUCKKNG CARE YOI FUCMIGN FAGGOT"
by Am not gay February 01, 2023
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morning asshole

When your Fiancé wants to be an asshole and complain about everything in the morning she should be a morning asshole
by JR miami February 24, 2018
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bag of hammered assholes

Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.
Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.

Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
by Mumbls December 04, 2024
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Asshole Check

Where the FBI or CIA shows up and searches your house repeatedly over the period of a week to find if you have done anything wrong because you did or said some fucked up shit.
"Johnny threatened kill someone thus he was asshole checked by the FBI."
by Victor Medvil May 16, 2022
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Five foot asshole

A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".

In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.

Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?

Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
by BShigure January 27, 2011
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