The act of quietly messing with your phone to avoid further confrontation when in your girlfriend's bad-books.
by UndoDog July 3, 2011

Parents that are Pissed off because you report ça laisse à désirer and they refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic.
by Sexydimma December 18, 2014

A disgruntled native American usually above average body hair, who likes to smell his own farts and finds under age women attractive.
by Mad native August 13, 2024

When a girl is giving you head and you nut without telling her causing her to spit with force and the jizz hits you.
by Angry girrafe neck April 17, 2016

by Zmann December 17, 2021

Angry beaver is when during normal sex in any position.. You know you've beaten it up and did a good job when you climax and there's blood on your shaft cause she has started her period while you were having sex .... Bright red hence the Angry Beaver!!
Last night while having sex with Beth i knew i just had an angry beaver because of the blood on my shaft
by Mr. Freckles 69 February 9, 2018

When you rub your penis down with habanero pepper sauce, (wear a condom) and bang doggy style holding on tight.
by anonymous September 11, 2023
