riding on my ass

An annoying and burdensome, but important responsibility or concern that is hovering over you that you have to bear and deal with, albeit begrudgingly.

Yea, I can't go out tonight, I got a shitload of homework riding on my ass.

My job is so stressful because of all the big clients I got riding on my ass.

by Ponsonby Britt December 6, 2010

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J.D. Train Ride

(v). To travel for hours in order to pleasure your girlfriend with a dish brush.

I J.D. Train Ride all the way to syracuse

by jidzzle1390 October 18, 2008

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Peruvian Log Ride

the act of "reverse titty-fucking" a girl while she licks your penis and testicles

she laid down on her back and told me to take a ride on the peruvian log ride!

by spreadhead14899 April 17, 2014

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Savannah Slow Ride

A sexual position where a naked woman slowly rubs her clit over the clothed man's penis

Man 1: So me and my girl had sex last night.
Man 2: Oh sweet, she do any moves?
Man 1: Dude, she gave me a Savannah Slow Ride.
Man 2: That's it?
Man 1: Yea, why?
Man 2: So you didn't really get it in?
Man 1: Well it sorta counts as sex, right?
Man 2: Not really. Pussy.

by CrazyBlunder452 July 7, 2014

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Napoleon bike ride

Fucking a girl from behind while a midget rides on her bike.

I get all my exercise from weekly Napoleon bike rides.

by Frado Lexington November 9, 2014

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Peruvian Hamster Ride

During gay intercourse when a hamster is inserted feet first into the anus of one partner. The other partner then places his penis is the anus of the other man so that the hamster latches onto his cock.

After a peruvian hamster ride I beat the little shit with a hammer for drawing blood.

by cock_munchin January 25, 2015

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