twat swatter

a female preventing another female from getting laid.

that lady has been stopping me from getting laid tonight, she is being a real twat swatter if u ask me.

by Mugz420sk8er June 5, 2022

Twat

Someone who adds a definition to Urban Dictionary for the primary reason of thinking the meaning they are assigning to a word is legitimate on a carbon usage basis.

"Oh yeah, my buddy gremlin is a proper TWAT!" said Aquarius
"Shut up you oxymoron TWAT" said Antisepsis

*a carbon echochamber appeared"

by noturdad020 February 27, 2022

snatch twat

n. 1) a seemingly addictive wording for someone who possesses the qualities of being both a bitch and a cunt while not being as offensive to the female gender
2) slang for vagina

adj. something lacking in desirable qualities, particularly masculinity

v. 1) can be used as a greeting similar to "what's up", particularly when preceded by "sniggety"
2) expression of general excitement, particularly when preceded by "sniggety"

n. 1)"My friend said Blue Man Group is the best show in Vegas."
"Really? What a fuckin' snatch twat!"
2)"I'd love to tap her sweet snatch twat!"

adj. "Hey, get me one of those snatch twat beers."

v. 1)"Sniggety snatch twat!"
"Ha ha ha, what's up man."
2)"I just found out I'm getting a raise!"
"Sniggety sniggety snatch twat!"

by GDub20 May 14, 2007

Twat swat

A female interrupting another female from getting dick

Yall men can cock block us females can twat swat

by Dwizzlle August 7, 2023

TWAT

A hybrid employee who only works in the office on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.

Downtown’s so quiet on Fridays when the TWAT crowd isn’t around.

by FRANKLIN🙂 February 12, 2024

Twat face

Normally used to describe a good friend that has no common sense, yet somehow does well in school. They lack the ability to have a normal conversation with someone who they think is fit

She’s such a twat face

by Twatface69 April 16, 2020

Twat yacht

A giant vagina

Josh thinks Monique is a twat yacht for being honest.

by moneekēwa September 14, 2022