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Siamese Dick

When you become stuck together during sex. Can happen when using glue instead of lube or naturally.
Bob1: Hey Bob2, why is there a girl standing right in front of you?

Bob2: Oh, we have a siamese dick.
by MerpyMoo August 30, 2016
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Is that dick good?

A gay porno in which two black men are having sexual intercourse.
The audio from said porno turned into a meme.
Q: Is that dick good?
A: Yes king!
by hazyware October 2, 2023
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Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.
"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."
by gunplanexus July 14, 2020
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dick farting

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.
by elgatoloco January 29, 2014
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dick bitch

lowkey your man fine..
BITCH TF YOU A DICK
No i'm not a dick bitch!
by pedro pascal wife February 14, 2023
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Pencil Dick

A very long but thin dick, some may have a sharp tip while others may not. Pencil dicks are guys who are creative but yet cocky about there talents
Girl:I’ll strip if you strip
Boy: *Strips*
Girl: WTF IS THAT PENCIL DICK
Boy: Your turn
by TheUnknownName April 27, 2022
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