turtled up

When a guy gets so cold, his dick draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn't.

Man, it's so damn cold in here I was turtled up and had to pull my dick out of myself just to take a leak.

I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.

by dj_nafi November 25, 2014

4 Fingers Up

Means you get a shit load of bitches on a daily

“Wow, Octavia has 4 fingers up..She has more hoes than me 😢”

by octavia 😽 April 17, 2022

pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.

Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.

by Notsobrite June 25, 2022

Man up

be brave or tough enough to deal with a difficult or unpleasant situation.

"you just have to man up and take it"

by Arminkshipper April 19, 2025

Holding up 4 Fingers

If you hold up 4 fingers it means you love jessie

Omg their holding up 4 fingers they must love jessie

by Urmom8o5 May 17, 2022

shut up tj

when your friend tj dont shut up

tj: *yapping*
everyone shut up tj

by gksharpclaw September 27, 2025

Pee up my ass PUMA

Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.

He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA

by Synaptic Shock July 11, 2019