Dick Lips

noun
A slang term Craig Conant made for an uncircumcised penis, referring to the foreskin that covers the tip, resembling lips in appearance.

Synonyms: foreskin, turtleneck, anteater, elephant trunk

"My dick lips were chafing, so I had to cut them off."

by vulgarbeauty13 June 29, 2025

Dick promise

When a man has sex with there partner and makes a promise while being inside them

James dick promise me that he will buy me some flowers

by Exotic gay nigga June 30, 2025

Lick My Dick Cheese

Mandatory text response to scam messages.

Lick my dick cheese Chinese Communist scum!

by Rev Sharpton July 4, 2025

DICK

Dad In Charge of the Kid.
When the court awards the dad primary rights and responsibilities.

Kid "mom, can you please sign up up for sports this summer?"
Mom "the court said Dad is in charge of that."
Kid "he's suck a DICK!"

by Double take July 10, 2025

Small dick Carl

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.

Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

Limp-dick Patriotism

Type of patriotism that consists of acting like youre in a cult when talking about your country/state/city.

america is a land of Limp-Dick Patriotism

by eleggtroswing July 12, 2025

Double Dick Energy

A variant of “Big Dick Energy”, where one has the confidence of two Big Dicks, instead of just one

What’s up bitches?! Y’all know I can FUCK both of you ladies til y’all fucking CUM LIKE FILTHY WHORES because I’ve got that DOUBLE DICK ENERGY!!

by Magherra July 14, 2025