National grab ass day

On this day you are obligated to grab someones ass and if you don’t you are a failure

Stacey got mad because I grabbed her ass, but I explained to her it was National Grab Ass Day.

by Petteryettersketter November 24, 2019

Ass-Crawler

The Ass-Crawler is a person who goes beyond sucking up to people to get in higher places or benefit themselves. Usually, the most annoying person to be around and you definitely don't want one as a friend

The Bridgette chick she is such an ass-crawler

by LRKayJay August 24, 2018

fuck ass LOB

a lob, or long bob, is a versatile medium-length haircut that falls between a traditional bob and a long-haired style, typically ending at the shoulders or just above or below them. This adaptable cut can be customized to suit different hair types and textures, offering a balanced, chic look that is easy to style and can often be pulled into a low ponytail.

younger generations call this the new fuck ass bob.

omg was that actually mikey in the video?

Obviously, she's the only one with that fuck ass LOB.

by fuckasslobboss September 12, 2025

Rotten ass wagg

When Matt Wagg takes a shit in Metro and it fucking smells like absolute shit

Matt took a shit and smells like a rotten ass wagg

by Asswagg August 5, 2017

National Ass pic Day

The day where you send your ass to your boyfriend. It is any day in July.

Today is national ass pic day

by Shelby Brown July 15, 2020

fat ass plug

A fat fucking whale looking tager

Ricky - fat ass plug

by Graber June 18, 2016

PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.

Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023