by Naufalicious December 05, 2024
An efficient, simple word to replace the more complex "anal assault of a sexual nature" because, well, that is an unnecessarily complex, redundant phrase.
Bob feared his time in prison. He knew daily, even hourly ass-ault was on the menu for him in an "all you can eat" banquet sort of way, since he was new meat in the con-dom. He would come prepared. He would not lose this opportunity of a lifetime. He went on a rigorous training program of dealing with lawyers and duct cleaners, always bending over and taking one for the team. He knew how to fit it in anywhere. And he would not climax until his way had been had at least daily.
by You rReal Name July 09, 2020
by Huncho and Mon$tr February 08, 2019
Why you looking this up you already know it
by yachickfav April 22, 2022
by Eksemytaliana November 28, 2024
"Last night was rough. I'm not feeling great this morning. "
"It must have been that german ass fucker"
"It must have been that german ass fucker"
by Abacaxi May 24, 2015
A large sling attached to substantial structural supports designed to hold a lazy, obese person aloft for purposes of anal sex with minimal effort.
Jeffrey is too fat and lazy for a sex swing so he built an ass hoist attached to the roof beam so he can play X-Box while getting railed.
by Hot Franklin July 29, 2022