Pickle dick

A mental disease when you are so fixated on your gender reconstruction surgery

Na sam got major pickle dick right now

by Pick dick September 12, 2021

Pickle Dick

When he has inserted his hardware inside a female, more then 24hours ago and has not cleaned his tool.

Damn Brad, I smell pickle dick. You sick fuck!

by Da Ruuude January 05, 2020

slicker than a minners dick

Used to describe something very slippery and/or slimy, like a "minnows dick"

Well I'll be damned, that tire's slicker than a minners dick!

by Rag2123 December 02, 2024

tiny dick day

May 17th is National Tiny Dick Day. A day that celebrates every man, woman, and everything in between with a tiny dick.

"its May 17th, National Tiny Dick Day! Go tell Brody!!"

by casynsjnxbxbb May 30, 2023

DICK OFF

"Dick off" is used primarily in jest. Cutting someones dick off in a joking fashion, not a literal fashion.

ted: her carl, up high!

carl gives ted a big high five!

ted: down low!

carl tries but quickly realizes...

ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*

by stringy skeet May 02, 2019

Dick off

Australian slang inserted into sentences as required in order to express awe or outrage.

I was awake this morning at dick off o’clock.

That is a big dick off cucumber.

by Hoffy17 October 15, 2017

Dicks & Fish Scale

(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.

Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.

by Big Guy Richard April 27, 2022