Crawfordsville snorkel dick

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel

The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.

by xGRIMLOCx June 5, 2024

nap dick

What you call your erect penis after having a sexual dream whilst taking a nap

Cari: how was your nap babe?
Ben: it was good, but now I got nap dick so come ride me bitch

by Cdawg0533 September 4, 2016

Donkey Dick

A fuel sample port adapter for aircraft.

LPO: Take the donkey dick out there and get fuel samples.

by James Ridge September 1, 2020

Dick of all trades

A person who is incompetent in many different types of work.

He is utterly incompetent at everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.

by dandadanman April 16, 2024

computer dick

a fat guy (me) that sits at his computer all day and plays fivem and jerks off belle delphine

look at that computer dick ewww why does it bend that far

by wocky nuts masta May 13, 2021

slip and dick

Slip and Dick; it’s when one falls and penis enters a poo Shute hole. Some people call this an accident, some people don’t.

Slip and dick; Oh shit Dave, I slipped and dicked into Sarah’s forbidden hole of punishment

by Shibby March 10, 2021

Small dick confidence

When someone give the expression of being macho and grandiose. But when the time comes to deliver, they under fulfil and you are left severely disappointed.

Friend A: Did you see Dave last night at the party? He was on fire!

Friend B: ohh I was with him last week, hes nice to talk to but once you get to know him you will see he's just small dick confidence.

by Maverick601 August 25, 2018