dick tote

went to the beach and hung my grundle in a dick tote.

by jbonesmorons August 26, 2018

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Motion Dickness

When you engage in intercourse and proceed to vomit immediately after climax.

" it was so rough he gave me motion dickness."

"girl he was hitting from the back and after he nutted I threw up... he gave me that motion dickness"

by k&d69 April 28, 2024

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Dick Ooze

The jelly that spills out of a man´s burrito when he gets overexcited with a girl´s Taco Al Pastor if you catch my drift ladies/ gentlemen

"Damn dude, you wouldnt believe the Ooze I shot after a hard session of knobbing at Jenny´s last night" -Some dude named Jeff who plays in the Lacross Team

"Dude I went full mode Schwarzenegger last night on Enrique. The Dick Ooze was so intense I thought I America would invade me fearing it was oil" Chad, 24 , been in college 2 years longer than he is supposed to, calls everyone dude

"Shit man Trent was bugging such a douche I thought we were going to drown on all that ooze his dick was spilling" - Brandon, not related to any Stark, thinks he is beach ready even though he drinks beer for breakfast and yells titties at every girl he sees showing an ounce of skin

by The Real Slim Chad May 18, 2018

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dalgo dick

A very small unattractive penis usually the size of a baby carrot when erect.

"He had such a dalgo dick :("

by The sexiest girl alive May 15, 2016

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Dick Smith

To use or take a portion of an item requested be passed at a dinner table.
-Verb

"Please pass the gravy."
<gravy is passed, but is used quickly enroute to the individual who requested before arriving to the requestor>
"Sorry, had to Dick Smith you."

by Monkey&Roburg December 25, 2015

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