Guy: I dumb dicked the fuck out of Gina yesterday.
Girl: Oh my god, Tim totally gave me that dumb dick last night. It was amazing.
Girl: Oh my god, Tim totally gave me that dumb dick last night. It was amazing.
by Peepeeinthepoopoo January 27, 2024
Get the Dumb dickmug. by swear guy September 16, 2023
Get the dickmug. An absolute waste of time for everyone involved , except that jackass guy yr waiting for.. a good catch-all term for whatever moronic shit he got into left unsupervised for too long..
Sarah : " Fuckin a... We've been waiting in this abandoned asylum for 2 hours ... When is Steve-Dave coming with those drugs!"
Dale : " He just text for the third time that he's 10 minutes away but that's impossible. I don't think he has it and he's just out there driving around on an ass hat dick tickling adventure till he thinks of bull shit reason our money is gone.."
Dale : " He just text for the third time that he's 10 minutes away but that's impossible. I don't think he has it and he's just out there driving around on an ass hat dick tickling adventure till he thinks of bull shit reason our money is gone.."
by TeamDykeSquad January 15, 2022
Get the Dick ticklingmug. by Coel James July 4, 2022
Get the Kicks Dicksmug. Well Easton doesn't have a dick we just call it little cause he's girlfriend said he just used he's pinkie finger
Easton's little dick is his pinkie
by Easton's slow October 10, 2016
Get the Easton's little dickmug. Is a picture of the male genitals.
Girl: Can you send me a dick pic
Boy: *sends pic*
Girl: You got the 2 inch destroyer I see (2 inch is avarage btw)
Boy: *sends pic*
Girl: You got the 2 inch destroyer I see (2 inch is avarage btw)
by Faranani February 19, 2022
Get the Dick picmug. I have something that was given to me that I do not want and they know it. If I get rid of it, they will know. They are trying to make it look like they are doing something nice for me so they can tell people about it and so others will see it when they come over. That is a "dick in" situation.
There are unauthorized users on my credit card. That is a dick in situation.
When an agent says something false about another agent who is then forced to cover or make that false thing actually happen or look like it has happened, that is a dick in situation.
Sometimes people walk next to me to make it look like they are with me. That is a dick in situation.
Some people feel the need to put themselves in where they don't belong like taking over a conversation that they are not welcome in or hijacking a likeness like identity theft including false text messages or emails. That is a dick in situation.
There are unauthorized users on my credit card. That is a dick in situation.
When an agent says something false about another agent who is then forced to cover or make that false thing actually happen or look like it has happened, that is a dick in situation.
Sometimes people walk next to me to make it look like they are with me. That is a dick in situation.
Some people feel the need to put themselves in where they don't belong like taking over a conversation that they are not welcome in or hijacking a likeness like identity theft including false text messages or emails. That is a dick in situation.
by HRM Queen Zion September 20, 2019
Get the dick inmug.