when a guy is talking so much shit the only logical response is hitting his wife or girlfriend in the face
"Johnny showed up and started giving me so much shit about my new hair cut i just pulled back and knocked his girl out cold."
"yeah man, sometimes you just gotta punch a dick in the bitch"
"yeah man, sometimes you just gotta punch a dick in the bitch"
by sqw1rl August 26, 2013
Get the punch a dick in the bitchmug. Noun: The dried vaginal secretions on a man's penis from unprotected sex that resembles hair dandruff when it's dried
I was raw dogging Melissa earlier today, and freaked out when I went pee that my dick was scaly, but I scratched it and it was just dick dandruff
by Hotdogwarrior February 12, 2024
Get the Dick Dandruffmug. Doggy Dick Sticks is what you call a hetero cis man who thinks he's entitled to tell women what to do with their bodies
"no abortions" "oh so you're a doggy dick stick huh?"
Doggy Dick Sticks is what you call a hetero cis man who thinks he's entitled to tell women what to do with their bodies
Doggy Dick Sticks is what you call a hetero cis man who thinks he's entitled to tell women what to do with their bodies
by Chumbucket child November 21, 2021
Get the Doggy Dick Sticksmug. by Myhsvwgg October 8, 2022
Get the suck a nigga dick for freemug. the complete opposite of big dick energy. someone who is insecure and doubts themselves a lot. on the outside they look and act like they know their shit, but deep down their self-confidence is crippling :~/. people who have insecure dick energy have yet to learn about self-love if they want to level up into having big dick energy. (they just want to be loved but get anxious about literally everything)
hope they get well soon. xoxo
hope they get well soon. xoxo
"You walk down the halls like you stuntin' on everyone, but we all know you got insecure dick energy deep down"
"I wish I was a bad bitch but I suffer from insecure dick energy"
"I wish I was a bad bitch but I suffer from insecure dick energy"
by xoxsucker June 6, 2019
Get the insecure dick energymug. this is when you staple your dick shut and cum multiple times then remove the staple and let it all out.
"Yo dude, did you see Johnny do needle dick?"
"Hell yea dude! That shit could pressure wash the paint off a plane."
"Hell yea dude! That shit could pressure wash the paint off a plane."
by It's ya boi needle dick December 13, 2023
Get the needle dickmug. 