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Can of whop-ass

A typical shelf-stable can of whop-ass, a substance known to obliterate those who oppose it.
"I'm gonna open up a can of whop-ass on you!
by JackofJacks November 29, 2022
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String ass crack

I was mad the other day so I was like fuck it I’m fixed to try some string ass crack to make my husband jealous.
by Booty taker May 23, 2023
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Goofy ass Mf

1) someone who is looking hella stupid tries to roast you or someone else.

2) someone who says some stupid ass thing.
3) someone who does some stupid ass thing.
Ex:1
Man, Devon really be acting like a Goofy ass Mf. He's been saying some stupid ass things.

Ex:2
Alex: ay yo I hear Devon has been acting like a goofy ass Mf recently.
Jacob: yeah no he has been trying to roast us, yet he looks like Maui and acts all goofy.
by BNFSAgeless May 10, 2022
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Dumb Ass

by Chance is Jayona’s bitch. October 28, 2019
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Geico your ass.

Spartan kick to ur pigeon chest would make you cave in then the neighborhood get to caveman that ass up
I’ll geico your ass.
by Theworstomen July 17, 2019
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ass tobacco

Tobacco smuggled into a prison or jail(usually inside a condom or saran wrap) by means of an inmates anal cavity.
I heard you're getting released today! No more ass tobacco for you!

(In song) They like to smoke that(pause) ass tobacco!
by Oatmeal the serial killer April 18, 2018
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Gays Asses

DUNZZ AND HIS GAYS ASSES
by Kinerf69420 November 12, 2022
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