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dirty hydro skimmer

The dirty hydro skimmer is when your girl is in the tub and is taking a bath. After she not only cums but defecates in the water she pulls her bottom half out so her vag is half way out. The guy gets in the tub and licks the girls vag and inserts his tung into her vag as it is under the water and gets no only her cum but also piss and shit in his mouth. He will do this tell she cums and there share a cup of her dirty bathwater.
My girl was so drunk last night she asked me for a dirty hydro skimmer.
by Fart42069 July 24, 2021
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Dirty Houston

When you sit in your room of your mothers house for 365 days masturbating with a VR headset into your Pot Noodle.. Then eating the noodles.
by riverdthecactus September 6, 2021
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Dirty Paine

the act of jerking off to shirtless photos of hans zimmer, and ejaculating onto a chocolate chip eggo.
Charles told me about his attempted dirty paine last night.

did you give him a dirty paine?
by nekcalf November 15, 2024
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Dirty Busato

Dirty busato is usually when someone is raped who has been gaming sitting down, for such a tremendous time that their own sphincter gets numb and they don’t feel the initial rape sequence.
I was stuck on this last achievement for so long I didn’t feel my girlfriend dirty busato me with a frozen hot dog.
by Cockachino July 29, 2021
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The Dirty Bubble Challenge

The Dirty Bubble Challenge is formally known from spongebob, but in this definition it is used quite differently. The Dirty Bubble Challenge is a sex position where you flip your girl upside down and spread her legs, then for a whole week repeatedly smack her asshole while jerking off, all while screaming darnit after every smack
Hey bro! I just finished the Dirty Bubble Challenge with Jessica last week and man, that shit was great
by I_eat_eggs June 28, 2018
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Dirty Masen

When you cum a gelatin glob of blood into your miata radiator.
Dude, I was leaking coolant so I gave my car the dirty Masen and now it’s leak free.
by JDMLord94 August 18, 2022
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dirty heavy d

When you’re 330 pounds and go to parties to pick up girls, and get no girls so you go fuck your gay dad.
I went home after the party and did a dirty heavy D
by Ohyeahbro June 5, 2019
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