asses in gear

-Directed at a person or person(s): To hurry up or be at the ready at an instance or as soon as possible.

"Asses in gear Rangers! Asses in gear!"

by Carbine1 February 25, 2012

dig-ass

A dig ass is a stupid or moronic person who doesn't accept other views other than theirs.

"A: I think Breaking Bad is the best show ever"
"B: No it's not its overrated"
"A: What is the best show then?"
"B: Not breaking bad!"
"A: Man your such a fucking dig-ass"

by chumps12 March 8, 2021

Ass in credit

When a man is dating a women but has plenty of other willing females who would have sex with him given half the chance.

"Bro, I'm enjoying my relationship with Shelly but I have so much ass in credit I'm wondering if I should play the field again".

by Pandiculating Brachiator April 3, 2019

porn star ass

How a fuckboy tries to compliment a fit girl's butt, but is actually mildly insulting her.

"That asshole told me I had a porn star ass. What the hell?"

by Old Bae November 28, 2017

fung ass

the act of being a nimrod and being on that fungy shit.

oh wow, look at Noah he's such a fung ass

by joshcleats45 June 19, 2019

Ass queef

when after gay anal, and your ass has air trapped in it and you decompress, you let out a queef like fart.

Bf1: babe did you just ass queef?

Bf2: yea babe, you stretched me that much.

by bingbang420 May 31, 2020

Ass Gravity

ASS GRAVITY
(ass)

noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;

-a person's buttocks.

-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.

(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity

PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.

(ASS GRAVITY)

Noun

Psychology/Sexuality

-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.

See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)

Wife: “why are you staring at her ass?!?”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”

GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry”

by ironphoenix19 March 19, 2018