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from the ass southward

Fully, wholly, completely (usually referring to someone being in a certain state or exhibiting certain characteristics)
A: Wait, he's gay???
B: From the ass SOUTHWARD, mate, didn't ya know?

C: Damn, I'm so high, I'm high from my ass southward.
by ImRightBehindYa July 5, 2023
mugGet the from the ass southwardmug.

ass creaking

When you are old and creaky but you can’t distinguish where it’s coming from so you just blame your ass.
Dude did your knee just creak?

No, bet it was your ass creaking!
by dukestreetkings October 3, 2017
mugGet the ass creakingmug.

I eat ass

I don't but that's not the point...

Hym "So... This is old news now but I have a broad point I want to make and it will apply to a multitude of situations now and in to future. So, there's this video going around (PRAISE THE ALGORITHM! PRAISE ALGORITHM JESUS!) and it consists of this guy getting pulled over (in Florida) for having a bumper sticker that says 'I eat ass.' The officer proceeds to tell the man that he has issued the driver a court date, tells him to take it off, and says that it's because of his kids! He say 'If my kids see that I have to explain to them what eating ass is' and, for one, (If you're not an unsophisticated and humorless drone) it's not all that difficult to hand-wave away (i.e. He's the buttman and if you don't eat your vegetables he's going to get you and eat your butt or something I don't know it's a child you can literally just tell them anything) and secondly if you can't EXPLAIN A COMPONENT OF REALITY to the thing that YOU PERSONALLY (Either intentionally or accidentally) SUBJECTED TO REALITY you shouldn't have kids in the first place!
You did that! You subjected more sentient (not in comparison to me but you know what I mean) life to the creature and now you're trying to sneak yourself some unearned extra-judicial authority. And the drivers response was 'I'm not going to let you infringe upon my 1st amendment rights' (Which is the correct response). Seriously. This faggot cop fucking a baby into his slut wife now REQUIRES everyone else to live in accordance with his delicate sensibilities! Regardless of the rights the driver is supposed to have. Doesn't he know? The parents are the MORE EQUAL ones in the communist dictatorship we inhabit! They are going to continue to use their kids as a cudgel to compel behavioral compliance. 'BuT mY kIdS mIgHt sEe YoU eXiStInG WrOnG aNd ThEy MiGhT sTaRt ExIsTiNg WrOnG! I mIgHt HaVe To ExPlAiN tHe MaDnEsS i'Ve SuBjEcTeD tHeM tO!' Get the fuck out of here!" 'I eat ass'
by Hym Iam June 21, 2023
mugGet the I eat assmug.

Ass wipe

If anyone called you asswipe it is probably mesntbin an offensive way, but if you really think about it when your taking a fat shit and you wipe your ass it just feelings so good and you live it, so basically what they are trying to tell you is that they love you.
Your such an "ASS WIPE"... Ughhh I hate you.
by Izzydoodle June 27, 2021
mugGet the Ass wipemug.

Chung ass

Damn Chang that Chung ass looks great today!!
by Longweiner69 November 17, 2023
mugGet the Chung assmug.

get your ass in the car

Slang for saying don’t do that, or it’s a bad idea
Friend- I wanna get wit my ex

Me- girl, get your ass in the car
by Bigbooty63 March 25, 2022
mugGet the get your ass in the carmug.

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