vacation dick

A massive penis that can only be handled occasionally.

Jack has a vacation dick

by Jackthesav June 2, 2016

Dick-coy

Instead of being the decoy a dick-coy is the man that has u so wrapped up with the dick between his legs u detour anything and everything just to get another piece of him yum yum

I passed off work again today to meet up with my dick-coy for an afternoon pole ride of a life time ... mmmm im cumming just thinking about it and i have the day off paid! WAIT ! Does that make me a prostitute??

by Star39.. August 23, 2022

Don’t dick on me

Do not disrespect my shit

Ron: You don’t know what you’re talking about, babe
Kat: Don’t dick on me

by stuartc1 July 25, 2021

DICK

(i)A term used to show their anger when someone acts like a jerk.
(ii) An alternate way of saying "fuck you"

(iii) Your penis

(i) I can't believe that you're such a DICK!
(ii) You're such a dick I hate you!

(iii) Doctor: Sir, sorry to say, but you have Erectile Dysfunction
Patient: What does that mean?
Doctor: Your dick won't stand up anymore

by opusticmanitia June 11, 2021

dick cheese

semen that has been left to undergo fermentation on a dick. please for the sake of everyone. WASH YO PICKLE

girl 1: i was gonna give him head but then...
girl 2: oh no...dont tell me....
girl 1: *sniffs* t-there was...
girl 2: NO ! no dont say it
girl 1: d-dick cheese

by comeoverwhenyouresober March 19, 2022

Goodnight Dick

When you poke your dick into a vagina at the end of a date

Jack gave Ellie a goodnight dick after the date and they ended up in bed the next morning with only underwear on.

by DickGirl January 7, 2020

Dick shot

When you pour a dark liquor directly on a man’s dick into a women's mouth and she receives it from the tip. A clean up is then followed directly after.

Aye bitch, come do a dick shot.

by Dick shot founder January 7, 2023